“To Fly West”

                                           

It happens each month like clockwork. Nope, I’m not talking about the normal ills of being a (greying) whisker shy of seven decades of sunrises. Nor am I speaking of “old friends” like the aches and pains that come with moving too fast, or midnight bladder runs, since that thing called “middle age” hit like a tsunami.  No, I am speaking of something that comes with the regularity of the tax man; the monthly publication of my union magazine (yes, even retired pelicans continue to receive it). The “Air Line Pilot” magazine’s ability to track one is legendary, almost mystical, for after several cross-country moves with no effort to update my address, it still inhabits my mailbox on a regular basis. I am quite certain that after the wizards at the Witness Protection Program erase you from all memory, the ALPA gnomes will locate you, and the magazine will show up just as it did the month before (when you were an actual person).

Regardless, it magically appears and is mostly filled with articles regarding airline safety, various FAA issues, new technology on the horizon, and information regarding the various ongoing contract negotiations within the industry. All those are fine and dandy, and mildly interesting to a retired pilot. Still, within the slick, glossy pages of this periodical, there remains one section that I (and most of my contemporaries) thumb to immediately.

It is called “In Memoriam.”

In aviation, we have a saying when one of our brothers (or sisters) passes from this Earth into the next realm… we say they’ve “flown west.” Within this section lies a hallowed list of aviators that reads like a roster from the dusty book of line pilots who have taken that journey “west”. Under the title sits a short poem/mantra that is as familiar to most pilots as their Pre-Start Checklist. It reads:

 “-Author Unknown”: “To fly west, my friend, is a flight we all must take for a final check.”

To those of us who have shared our world among the clouds, sitting but a few feet from a person for hours (even days) on end, there exists a bond that is as sacred as it is unexplainable to those who have lived within the restraints of gravity. Each month, as I page through the names, the list seems to be longer than the last. As the months pass, I recognize more of the names as those of brothers (and sisters) with whom I have had the privilege of logging flight time. They have all departed “west” to their eternal layover, and not surprisingly, some of the names spark the memory cells in my brain. Many of the names evoke wonderful memories (occasionally one that conjures the opposite), and I’ve either written about many of them or (in some cases) intend to pen a yarn about them in the future.

(The “In Memoriam” page from a recent ALPA magazine.)

It was a pleasure and an honor to fly with these folks, the ones who groomed me as a young “birdman”, and those who had my back as a new Captain. In later years, as my experience and comfort level in the Commander’s seat took on the “old shoe” style comfort, I endeavored to mentor the younger crewmembers and (at times) take on the role as a trusted advisor and marvel at their talent. They all (the wrinkled and the young) were amazing pilots, skilled in their profession, and they were a joy to work with (and for). The following link is a yarn penned many years ago of one of my all-time favorites when I was a new-hire at Northwest Orient Airlines:

Before my 37-year career at Northwest began, I was fortunate to fly with the most incredible group of pilots I had ever been a part of. We all worked for a small airline called Scheduled Skyways, based in Fayetteville, Arkansas. There were fewer than 100 pilots at this line. The following list reads like a “who’s who” of the gifted Captains at Skyways in the 1980s: Jim H., Jay T., Ron R., Wendall L., Gil M., Bill L., and Pat B. After a year, when I moved to the left seat and took command of the small “airliner” for the first time, the list of trusted First Officers was as hallowed as the list of four-stripers: Steve “Buzz” B., Cortney K., Pete C., Strawn F., Will H, Sinotra O., Ted J. Al M., Matt S., Don P., Stu B., Greg W., John A., Buddy A., Mike C., Scott E., Grady W., Paul B., and Mike D. Every name from those lists were (are) excellent pilots, and I was extremely fortunate to have them in the cockpit with me. Not every pilot at this line was mentioned; some were inadvertently left off (my apologies), some not so inadvertently.

The names mentioned are the men who helped shape me as a professional pilot, and many became friends (some to this day), and I was blessed to spend four years in my mid-twenties with them. Although we never shared the crucible of flying bullets and flag-draped coffins, we shared many a rain-swept, lightning-filled sky, more than our share of trials with difficult flying machines, and lots of bad days with difficult airline management. Pain spares no man, and we were no exception. We helped each other through death, divorce, and illness. When my beloved oldest sibling tragically took her own life in 1982, a dear friend and colleague made a suggestion that has become a lifelong outlet for my thoughts and feelings. He suggested that I begin a journal (“blogs” did not exist back before a guy named Gates hooked a keyboard to a screen). He explained that many years removed from the event, I would recall the event itself, but the details, and especially my feelings/emotions, could easily be skewed. He was spot on, and thousands of hours, ten calloused fingertips, and gigabytes of X’s and O’s (and one novel) later, I would be remiss if I failed to thank him profusely.

“Thank you, Peter, your suggestion has left many with sore eyes and bruised brains, but it has saved what little sanity I ever had… many times over. God bless you, brother.”

During those days in and out of the loud, cramped cockpits, we laughed, we bitched, and we bonded. Thank you, gentlemen, you will never know just how much I cherish those days.

Then there was Mark Detrixhe.

I first met Mark on a clear, pre-dawn September Sunday in 1979. I had been in the employ of the small “hometown” airline in Fayetteville for one month and one day. This was to be my fifth day of flying as a new First Officer on the Swearingen Metroliner in the livery of Scheduled Skyway. The initial training was “interesting” to be sure; it was flown in the middle of the night (the machines were far too busy to use during daylight hours), and under the intense tutelage of the Chief Pilot Ted B. The one other pilot in my “new hire class of two” (Howard S., who became a good friend and ended his career with FedEx) and I felt like we were taking a sip from a gushing fire hydrant. It was a huge amount of information for two young pilots (me, from the world of night freight in the Piper Navajo, and he, from the SoCal world of flight instructing). Still, we studied hard, flew to the best of our ability, and completed the program. I recall my first impressions of the machine was that it was very loud (we wore “noise cancelling” headsets…they did not cancel much of anything but a nice haircut), was much larger and heavier than anything I had piloted before (it had a 12,500 pounds gross take-off weight…by comparison the Navajo tipped the scales at just over 6000 pounds), and was rather over-engineered… a fancy way to say it was a complicated airplane (it was my first experience with things like “bleed switches”, “start locks” and “current limiters”).

(A typical Piper PA-31 Navajo cockpit.)

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(A typical Swearingen Metroliner cockpit.)

The previous four days of this, my “virgin” week, were a blur. For the first two days, the weather was characteristically ugly for late summer in the Ozarks. Thunderstorms across the entire route structure (to include a missed approach at one of the smaller stations, Harrison, Arkansas), with lots of turbulence, heavy rain, and winds. After the front had passed, the next two days were a daze of dense, hazy skies and hot, humid flights. The four Captains for these first days were either the oldest guy I had ever flown with (Ray Y., … in his 70’s!), silent and surly (Art K.), or just rather “different” (Ed F. and David R.)…nice guys each one, but not the kind of commanders that might put me at ease (and thus relaxed) enough to truly glean anything useful about operating this beast in the 14-hour day, 10+ leg world of the commuter airline flying. I hung on by my fingernails, did exactly what they told me to do, mostly just watched them fly the aircraft (they were all “old heads” with lots of time in the machine), and finished each day wrung out and exhausted. Day five with Mark would be completely different.

Northwest Arkansas, in the Fall, can be a stunning place to live. Endless forests filled with vibrant hues that leave nothing of the color spectrum to the imagination. Cool mornings, warm afternoons, and gentle winds. This was what I expected on the first four days of my fledgling airline career; luckily, this was what I was presented with on day five.  After meeting this man (roughly my age) whose smile was eclipsed by his easy manner and friendliness, we departed Drake Field as the eastern horizon began to brighten with the approaching sunrise and settled into our day of hauling posteriors through the clear blue skies of the deep south. We motored through Ft Smith, Memphis, Harrison, and Fayetteville, back to Memphis, and finally returned to our home base of Fayetteville as the clock was a few hours north of noon. Where the previous four days were long, intense, exhausting hours in the cockpit, this day was exactly the opposite.

(Scheduled Skyways ship number N501SS on the ramp at Drake Field.)

My most vivid memory was that we laughed. A lot. He told (and showed) me things with the machine that no one had mentioned (admonishing me to “don’t try this until you have hundreds of hours in this piece of sh*t”). He did it all in such a way that as I walked to my car at the end of the day, I felt as if I had just flown with a “guru,” a pilot who had been doing something very difficult long enough to make it look easy. He had, in effect, given me a “master class” on flying a machine that was most assuredly NOT easy to fly. And he did this all the while keeping the cockpit atmosphere relaxed and fun.  I would not crew with Mark again for two months (flying almost every day), and when I did, the weather that day was characterized by rain, fog, low clouds, and wind. It was decidedly more challenging than our first day as a crew, but did the pressure of a day of ugly weather change this “easy-going” pilot in the command of our machine (and me)? Nope, same relaxed manner, same fun “banter,” same practiced “wizardry” at the controls of a difficult steed, and same feeling for me at the completion of (another) long day in the Metroliner. The “master class” continued, and I looked forward to seeing his name next to mine again on the schedule.

For the next few years, we crewed many more flights through many more beautiful (and at times angry) skies, and I learned a great deal from him. He became a friend, and I can still see his smile, hear his funny yarns, and recognize his influence on me as a new “airline birdman” as real and positive. He was a “Captain’s Captain,” and it was a pleasure to fly with him so early in my airline career. Like the rest of us brothers at this line, we all went our separate ways (I being hired by Northwest Orient in November of 1983). For some of us, our journeys would cross at regular intervals; for some, we would never see each other again.

Sadly, Mark “flew west” a few days ago, and although the years saw us drift apart and our lives move in different directions, I knew my aviation brother was still an integral (read important) part of my flying journey. Our last “conversation” was in a group text, and it breaks my heart to say it was not as “easy” as our early days in those noisy, cramped cockpits. Though we might have parted as polar opposites regarding things of this Earth, I pray that he knew I respected him as a man, an exemplary aviator, and loved him as a cherished friend. Several from our little group have journeyed before Mark, and in the end, we all will pass that invisible barrier between here and what awaits us. He will be missed by everyone who knew him.

I sat in my office a few nights ago and raised a glass of spirits to Mark. I prayed that he found his “paradise” and that he knows that we miss him.

“Fly west, Mark, on your journey that we all must take for a final check. I wish you only following winds and calm skies, my friend. Buy Buzz a beer for me, oh, and grab one for yourself… put it on my tab, brother.”

‘till we meet again,

BBall

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“To Sleep, Perchance to Dream…”

Should he “be”, or should he “not to be”…it seems THAT was the question Herr Hamlet had banging around in his melon…amongst about a million others. So, BBall, does your titillating title from scene one of the third Act of Willy Shakespear’s yarn about the Danish bloke (that couldn’t make up his mind), mean that you’ll stop being a dumbass and refrain from making stupid decisions in your life? Nope. High-brow thoughts like that never seem to cross these neurons. I just thought it was a cool title that referenced dreaming (only in Hammy’s case, he was talking about the BIG SLEEP…you know….the “dirt nap”). No, I’ll continue to make idiotic decisions like should I buy the big gaming computer…or the BIGGER gaming computer. Anyone who knows me can easily answer that question. “He’ll buy the red shiny one…guaranteed.”

(Oooh…shiny.)

Actually, this blather is about dreaming; specifically dreams concerning slipping the “surly bonds of Earth.” You know, flying. Raise your hand if you’ve ever had a dream about being able to fly? O.K., everyone can put their hands down; it seems that somewhere just shy of 100% of humanity can say that they’ve had that type of dream. I guess I started having them as a kid, for if you’ve read my earlier blogs you know that I logged many an hour around airfields getting familiar with all sorts of exotic flying machines. My dear lovely bride gets excited each time she tells me about a dream of flying (Side note; she’s an “adrenaline junkie”…loves skydiving, loves high places, married me, you know…a crazy person). Hers are usually the type that can be described as “Peter Pan” flying (or I guess, maybe the son of Kal-El, you know Clark Kent …er…Superman). This, of course, begs the question, “Do people who do the low-Earth orbit thing for a living” have dreams of flying? The answer (for me at least) is yes. I had a “flying dream” the night before last. Side note #2; I remember my Dad saying that he had dreams about flying long past his last day as an aviator.

(This would be me…only frozen with terror. I wonder how the Cessna would land with me hanging onto the wing strut?)

Why would someone with a gazillion flight hours dream of flying? Truthfully, I’m not sure. Tuesday, the 25th of February, 2000 was the last time these grubby mits would touch a flying machine in real life (flight simulations do not count…I looked it up). Actually, on that day, I only touched the beautiful Boeing marvel as a literal “bus driver”, for it was the First Officer’s leg and I simply taxied the machine to the runway in Guatemala City and to the gate at LAX after we cleared Runway 25R five hours and forty-three minutes later. I had no way of knowing that the combination of a serious medical condition (achalasia), and the worldwide nightmare of the COVID-19 pandemic, would mean that the loving pat I would give the big Boeing as I stepped onto the jetway that afternoon, would be the last act in my last moments as a professional aviator. Truth be told, a more fitting way to give a personal “goodbye” to my beloved flying machines I could not imagine. So, do my dreams of flying signify a desire to be ensconced back in that world. I don’t think so (more on that later).

So? What type of dream did you have two nights ago BBall? After four-plus decades of hauling dare-devils (I mean customers) around hither and yon across the planet, what possible brand of slumber-induced adventures occupy your REM hours? Were you “Peter-panning” your way through the Grand Canyon on a mission to locate and save a lost group of Peruvian orphans? Maybe riding a mythical winged beast across medieval lands spreading good cheer and permanently uniting the kingdoms with your superb display of aerial antics? Oh, wait, I know…you were piloting a souped-up version of the Bell X-1 (after Chuck Yeager called in sick) to HIGH Earth orbit to combat a Romulan battlecruiser thus saving humanity from 1000 years of enslavement? (With the secret laser weapon I installed on the X-1…hey, it’s my dream, leave me alone), Do any of those sound familiar? Nope…my “flying dreams” seem to fall into the category that might be described by the words…worried and/or anxious.

(This bugger would end up as just another floating mass of space junk!)

Two nights ago as I slumbered, I was back at work, and things were exactly the same only different. The cockpit of the wide-body jet looked exactly like I remembered it…big, beautiful windows, nearly unlimited visibility, super comfy seat, and, of course, a million gauges and “funny clocks” staring back at me. Funny thing, when you spend thousands of hours in the same spot at work (in this case, the First Officer’s seat on the DC-10), climbing back into that chair is very much like putting on your oldest, most comfortable pair of shoes. I was sitting in the F/O seat, and we were at the gate in Paris preparing to launch toward some (unknown) destination in the colonies (USA). So far, so good, right? This is where the whole “yay, it’s a flying dream thing” started to get pear-shaped. What was the issue? Bad airplane, bad passenger, did you forget to put on your uniform pants (again)?

(Such a beautiful machine that even a retired 68-year-old pelican could fly it. Thanks to Mr. Wanrooy for the use of the pic.)

Nope, this particular dream regarded a legal issue. I was responding to the Captain as we chatted before the departure when I suddenly realized that I had been retired for almost five years (apparently, I was a 68-year-old First Officer who had been recalled out of retirement …talk about flying past your “expiration date”) I confessed to the Boss that I had not taken an FAA check-ride and/or stood naked in front of an FAA Medical Examiner since that fateful pandemic year, and that I was not legal to take the flight (or any other I might add). After I mentioned that small fact he was (rightfully) more than just a wee bit upset, but what did he expect…his F/O was a newly “un-retired” 68 freakin-year-old co-pilot!? At some point, he mumbled something about how he hoped we would not be “ramp checked” by the FAA in the U.S., and that it would be better if we just kept our mouths shut and spent the next 8 hours worrying about our conjugal visit rights if we were caught and sent to prison. At that point in the dream, I stood up, got my suitcase, and nonchalantly sauntered off the jet. Hey, I may have stranded 300 people in Paris, but at least my conscious followed me into dreamland.

(In all seriousness…THIS is what an airline pilot should wear to work. No way I would forget to put my pants on…right?)

Full disclosure; I have indeed had the dream of standing on the jetway preparing to board the jet and noticing I have no pants on (hand to God), plus I’ve had the “I’ve got to get to work and keep getting lost on the freeway and can’t seem to figure out what exit to take”, and the vanilla version of the “I can’t find my uniform so I show up in my civilian clothes to the horror of the Chief Pilot” nightmare. This one, thankfully, didn’t involve a forgotten or misplaced uniform article, but do I ever have flying dreams that aren’t screwed up? Sure, very occasionally to be sure, but I sometimes do. Usually, they involve a very close relative or friend who’s “flown West” and I wake up feeling pretty warm and fuzzy. My Dad comes to mind immediately, plus my dear friend Steve “Buzz” Baker (past blog entries about both), and the great post-dream feelings are probably more about the person I’m with once again than the experience of flying machines. I guess the BIG question is do I miss the world of aviation enough to dream wonderful, exciting dreams about soaring over the beautiful lush lands of the world? Apparently not, but I guess if I did, then (unless things have changed drastically in the last five years) I would have to dig through my closet and find my black uniform pants.

Maybe.

’till next time…

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